Ugh have you ever met anyone so infuriatingly....polite? Like they're nice  and all but there's something about their words that oozes something sinister, as if they're making fun of you in a subtle manner. Then when you burst out in exasperation all they do is chuckle and smile that nice polite smile of theirs and make you feel stupid and dumb and blur all at once.
Then they look at you expectantly like you're supposed to know certain things and they frickin nod and smile at you like some shrink who doesn't give a shit about anything you have to say but still they put on this nice, polite front. And when you try to speak louder to them they correct you like as if to say, "oh I can't be wrong You're wrong." In this stupid calm manner.
Like all the things they're hinting behind their furiously irritating grin and the slight smug look in all their politeness is a direct affront to your helplessness.

Yeah well the staff at RP's One Stop Centre are like that. Shit ok.